Ping Pong Puns That Are A Racket!

Hey, Pingheads.

Want to be punny while you serve and paddle?

We’ve been around the block searching for the deepest ping pong puns around.


Yeah, yhey may not be strokes of genius.

But we think these table tennis puns are a smash.

So, let’s shakehands and get to it.

lets bounce

  • Let’s bounce.
  • Ping pong is a ball.
  • Ping pong is batty.
  • Ping pong IS racket science.
  • Ping pong’s a smash.

just paddling through

  • Just paddling through.
  • Ready to get your butt paddled?
  • I love ping pong, but there’s always so much racket.
  • Racket ‘til you drop it.
  • I’ve got a sweet spot for ping pong.


  • You’ve been served.
  • My serve is a gift. Stop returning it.
  • No returns.
  • Serve’s up.
  • Going to a rally.


  • Killer.
  • Ping pong makes me loopy.
  • Ping pong makes me pushy.
  • Ping pong can get a little choppy.
  • I play ping pong on every continent. It’s a lot of bouncing back and forth.


  • Baby got backspin.
  • Spinmaster.
  • See you down the line.
  • Ping pongers strike!
  • Yarn makers make great ping pong players. They can really spin the ball.

Punny Ping Pong Jokes

These jokes all have punny punchlines.

music notes

Q: Which classical musician do ping pong players like best?

A: Chop-in.

Q: What do you call a woman lying across a ping pong table?

A: Annette.

Q: What’s a ping pong player’s favorite bed time?

A: Tennish.

Q: Did you know horses play ping pong?

A: It’s stable tennis.

Q: Which vampire do ping pong players like best?

A: Blade.

Q: Which crustacean has the best ping pong defense?

A: A lob-ster.

Q: Why do teenagers play such erratic ping pong?

A: They have so many pimples.

Q: Why did the ping pong team have to forfeit?

A: Their server was down.

Well, did you laugh a lob, or did we come up short?

Sorry if we rub-bered you the wrong way.

You don’t have to backhand us.

We’ll bounce.

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